Good One....winner for Best RR
Intelligent life:
'To the people whining about Molly Ivins and Charley Reese: No, this isn't San Francisco or Massachusetts, but that doesn't mean there aren't some intelligent people here. Besides, every time Molly's in the paper, Cal Thomas is, too. Can't get more conservative than old Cal. Tell me one thing Molly's said that isn't so. Too bad we can't say that about our President.'